Meet Evander Holyfield

Evander Holyfield is on the street. This is his territory. If you are on the street, you are a trespasser and Evander Holyfield welcomes you. Once you are a trespasser on the street, you will be processed by Evander Holyfield and you will be categorized: Adversary or not-an-Adversary-yet. If you are a cat on the street, you are probably an Adversary and you will be taken out. The same is true if you are a mouse or mole or something small like that. If you are a squirrel it is in your best interest to keep moving. If you are a human being traveling on foot, Evander Holyfield will present himself so that you may be processed. If you are a human being arriving in a car, Evander Holyfield will present himself, in order to process you, before you take your first step on the street. In many cases, Evander Holyfield will personally inspect your car before you are permitted to exit. One expert was recently quoted as saying that whatever it was that made Evander Holyfield get stitches, it was not a cat. Evander Holyfield is on the street, flicking his tail around.

Evander Holyfield is on the steps. He prefers to be looking down at you, and to flip over on his back sometimes. You may playfully provoke Evander Holyfield when he is on the steps, and you may be prepared to be playfully punched in the face. Like the heavyweight that he is. Evander Holyfield punches so hard that sometimes he has to run down the stairs afterward. Othertimes, he will go in your house to smell around. Evander Holyfield is doing research and he will probably be at it for some time. When he is done with his research, Evander Holyfield will dart away.